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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Understanding Women

A woman's vocabulary, keywords and meaning.

Fine
This is the word we use at the end of any argument in which we feel we are right, but need to shut you up. NEVER use 'Fine' to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so feel that its an even trade.

Nothing
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

Go ahead (with raised eyebrows)
This is dare! One that will result a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

Go ahead (with normal eyebrows)
This means 'i give up' or 'do what you wanna do bcos i dont care'. You will get raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just few minutes followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" qnd she will talk to you about "Five minutes" when she cools off.

Loud sigh
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by us (men). A "Loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at the moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

Soft sigh
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft sigh" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe and she will stay content.

Oh
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example, 'Oh,let me get that' or 'Oh, i talked to hik about what you were doing last nite'. If she "Oh" before a statement, run! To the nearest exit. Do not walk. She will tell you tha she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your stuff out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead-in to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead", followed by acts so unspeakable that cant bring myself to write about them.

Thats ok
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "Thats ok" means that she wants to think long and hard before visiting on you major retribution and tribulations for what ever it is that you have done. "Thats ok" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrows "Go ahaed". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

Please do
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason youhave for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldnt get a "Thats ok"

Thanks
A woman thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.

Thanks a lot
This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing" BlogBooster-The most productive way for mobile blogging. BlogBooster is a multi-service blog editor for iPhone, Android, WebOs and your desktop

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